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About me

About me

I’m just another stay-at-home mom with a blog. I am not a writer by any stretch of the imagination. I use run-on sentences and more commas than anyone should. My grammar and punctuation are atrocious. If you’re here for perfection, you are soooo in the wrong place.

I’m shockingly still married. I don’t know why he puts up with me. It has to be due to my mad skillz in cleaning and organization because it surely isn’t my cooking. I don’t cook. At all. Really, why is he still here? I do have Masters in Momming and I’m really good at it. Maybe that’s why he stays. I have two of the cutest, punk-ass little boys you’ll ever meet. Truth. So much cute and even more punk-ass.  I’ve tried to raise them right but for some reason, they feel they can develop their own personalities with attitudes and opinions of their own. I’m trying, y’all. And I will not give up.  Hoping to have them husband-ready by the time they’re 40. Wish me luck.

I’ve got a good life here in Texas. I have no reason to complain but that’s never stopped me from doing it. Let’s be real, that’s probably going to be 98% of this blog. Feel free to join in. I welcome your comments, questions, and donations. I’m glad you’re here. Welcome, y’all! Be nice or leave.