I watched so many episodes of Lovesick today. I think I’ve acquired a British accent.  I had ZERO intentions of getting into a show today but while I was cruising through my bedroom, it was up on the screen. Just sitting there, saying, ” THIS […]

Because they’re funny 86% of the time, I’ll be using this space to jot down things they say such as… Jack. Age 3- Will you pause this show? I have a booger that needs attention. Jack. Age 3- (watching a youtube video of monster trucks […]

I have some of the most effed up dreams. Like…seriously.  Effed up. Most of them are bad but sometimes I’ll get a goodie. Some of them also come true, so now that I have this blog, I’ll put them here so people know I’m not […]

Next year, remind me to leave town for the entire month of January. My eyes will thank you. I live in central Texas. Now, in central Texas, we have one hundred billion-ty allergens hiding everywhere. They sit there all a-hole-like, watching and waiting for you. […]

  So, Christmas break came and I decided that this was a good time to get REALLY acquainted with Netflix. The weather was shitty cold and overcast. The kind of days you just don’t even want to get out of bed. But I’ve got kids and […]